Delta, Delta, Delta,
Oh, Delta, Delta, Delta,
You do some incredible things,
You go to some amazing places,
You deliver sunshine when I’m cold,
You bring out all of my faces.
Boarding makes me smile,
The snack cart makes me cringe,
Peanuts for free?
Pringles for three dollars?
You’ve got it backwards,
It all makes me hollar.
Peanuts are poison,
For millions of people,
Are you trying to kill us?
Or just make us miserable?
Get with the times,
Gather the knowledge,
Avoid eight major allergens,
So we can ALL join the frolic.
Flying should be safe,
Flying should be fun,
Get rid of the nuts,
And please get me to the sun.
Yours in travel,
Ann
